Yeah it’s been forever. I hate updating this thing. But I’m at http://twitter.com/joevasion also. I always shat on it cuz I never knew what it was, but it’s pretty dope. When you “follow” someone, you never know what they’ll post or how deep they’ll get. Kinda strange. Especially with the celebs [or in my case, porn stars]. You feel like you’re hanging out with them. I know it sounds cheesy, but just follow http://twitter.com/johncmayer and you’ll understand.
It’s been a long time. As some of you know [Mads], I hate reading and writing blogs, but this needs to be brought to attention.
Maybe I’m late on this, I dunno. I found this on some other blog [I think??] and it is awesome. This guy is a genius.
Here are some of my favorite Springfield Punx!
HOLY SHIT, IMAGINE VENOM ON THE SIMPSONS?!
Black suit Spidey
HAHA WTF?? RICK ASTLEY?? RANDOM!
HAHA OH MY GOD! GOB!
Tim Burton Catwoman!
HAHA PICTURE GAMBIT BEING ON THE SIMPSONS, BLOWING SHIT UP!
How random, Rocketeer!
BEST EVER, LOST!!!
Troublemaker CT Kate
How brilliant. More LOST ones should be coming this week. Dude is amazing.
Ok, I USED to like Japan. Now here is what it’s about. God, I hate Americans.
“Your lo-fi aesthetic often feels very close to American Apparel ads.
They ripped me off. They made those ads after looking at my photos. If you ask around, you’ll realize this is true.
I sold my books and products at the 2002 or 2003 MAGIC exhibition (in Las Vegas). Dov [Charney, CEO of American Apparel] came over and bought everything. After that he started to make stuff exactly like my photos, down to the composition and colors. And that’s when American Apparel started to really take off…
There is something kind of painful about it. Dov very skillfully took my methodology and made it work within a commercial context.
At first, Dov was like, “Sorry about this!” and I finally was like, whatever.
But when I try to do something now, it looks similar, which is too bad. I even ask myself sometimes, doesn’t this look a little too American Apparel? Maybe American Apparel is out of ideas. So they have to just keep ripping me off over and over.”
S A D, DOV CHARNEY YOU PIECE OF SHIT OVERGROWN HIPSTER.
Well, it’s official. Our children are getting dumber. as we know, and I don’t think this will help at all.
Not a good idea. GET YOUR GODDAMN KIDS OUTSIDE, YOU IDIOTS.
Yo. Hi. No one reads this anyway, but I feel like Doogie Howser and his little diary thing, so I will talk about what’s on my mind today.
So I’m reading the Daily News, and I get to this section talking about Queens. Turns out that people in Queens are the happiest in any borough. Really? I mean, if I’m going to live anywhere in NY it’s going to be Queens, but I didn’t really expect to see that. The article basically says it’s the least hip of any borough, and I’d LOVE to keep it that way. DIRTY HIPSTERS STAY OUT, THANKS.
Also in the newspaper, I been reading about that poor bastard Michael Phelps [this is the best one I’ve read.] Now, I had no idea who this guy is until he won all those medals, and I still really don’t care about him. I mean, props to you for winning and all, but I really don’t care. But what I DO care about is the way they are killing this guy in the media because he smoked a little weed. Now, anyone who knows me knows I am not all for drugs and shit. I think it’s kinda sad when people have to do them to have fun, but whatever, to each his own I guess. I’ll save my judgment for you when I meet you, I’m real good at that. Anyway, those who endorse him threatened to pull out and he had people yelling at him from all angles. I feel bad for homeboy. 23 years old and he can’t even live. Like my good friend Flamez once said “gimme the money without the fame”. Oh I agree.
And last but most CERTAINLY NOT least, I was waiting for Fringe to start and American Idol was on in the background. Have any of you seen this girl? She is absolutely incredible, totally my type. Hook me up.
Talk soon, I suppose. Over&out.